A：Don't you ever cheat on me.

B：Why would I do that?

A：Because men like to cheat.

B：Some men do, but not me.

A：I'm watching you.

B：I'm an open book. Watch me all you want.

A：If I catch you, you'll be sorry.

B：You won't catch me, because I love you. I'm not a cheater.

A：I will poke your eyes out.

B：I don't want any other woman.

A：I will chop your toes off, one by one.

B：Honey, please. You're the only woman for me, forever. I swear it.