A：People are funny.

B：They sure are.

A：Did you hear about the pilot?

B：The one that stole a small plane?

A：Yes, he stole a plane in Canada and flew into the U.S.

B：Did they catch him?

A：Yes. After two U.S. fighter jets followed him for an hour, he landed on a highway.

B：Did he crash?

A：No, he just landed the plane and walked to a restaurant.

B：Did the cops find out why he flew into the U.S.?

A：His life sucked. He was hoping a fighter jet would shoot him down.

B：Poor guy.