John：

Oh! My word! My clothes are all pink! It must be that new detergent!

哦!老天!我的衣服全部變成粉紅色了!一定是新洗衣粉的關係!

Susan：

(laughing) Ha ha ha. Good job, Einstein.

(大笑)哈!哈!哈!做得好，愛因斯坦。

John：

This isn't funny, John! My best white shirt is ruined!

一點也不好笑，約翰!我最好的白襯衫全毀了!

Susan：

Bleach the shirt. It'll be OK. Next time, separate everything into dark, light and white batches, you nut. That brand-new red Bulls sweat suit bled onto the other clothes.

將襯衫漂白就好了。下次洗衣服時，將衣服按深色，淺色，白色分批洗，傻瓜。那件全新的紅色公牛隊運動衫染壞了其他的衣服。

John：

I can't afford spending more time and money washing my stuff.

我不能再多花時間和錢在洗衣服上了。

Susan：

You'd rather buy new clothes every day.

你寧可每天買新衣囉。

John：

Yeah. Well, thanks again for those dryer sheets.

哦……對了。謝謝你的防靜電布。

Susan：

The static electricity disappeared like magic, huh?

靜電神奇地消失了，是嗎?

John：

Yeah. My clothes used to stick together like Velcro.

沒錯。我的衣服以前都像強力膠似地黏在一塊。

Susan：

Don't wash that silk suit and tie in the washer!

不要把那套絲質西裝和領帶丟進洗衣機洗!

John：

Yeah? Why not?

咦?為什麼不呢?