《大话西游》是一部经典的无厘头喜剧片，将西游记重新演绎，更像是一个西游记后续，整个电影挺热闹，以至于很闹腾，所以这部电影刚开始时并不是反应很好。但是这部电影绝不是仅仅的无厘头，他更有真情在里面，所以首先在高校流行，然后在全国兴起新的高潮。其中的经典台词和搞笑的姿势更风靡一时，使这部电影成为了经典。

1. 你想要啊?你想要就说吧,你不说我怎么知道你想要呢?

you want? speak up if you want! why do you keep silent?

2. 你又在吓我

you scare me again.

3. 莫非是一家黑店?

is this a slaughter house?

4. 长夜漫漫,无心睡眠

it's a long night, no mood to sleep.

5. 如果不能跟我喜欢的人在一起,就算让我做玉皇大帝我也不会开心

if i can't be with the one who i love, i won't be happy even if i were heaven emperor.

6. 要不要我把心掏出来给你看看啊?

should i show you my heart?

7. 可惜快乐永远都是短暂的,换来的只是无穷无尽的痛苦和长叹

but happiness is always a flash of time. we only have endless pain.

8. 有一天当你发觉你爱上一个让你讨厌的人,这段感情才是最要命的

when you discover that you’ve fallen in love with a man you hate, this affair is really hurting you.

9. 可我怎会爱上一个我讨厌的人呢?请你给我一个理由好不好?拜托!

but how can i fall in love with a person i hate? please give me a reason, please!

10. 爱一个人需要理由吗?不需要吗?需要吗?

we don't need any reason to love a person. don't we? do we?

11. 你有多少兄弟姐妹?你父母尚在吗?你说句话啊!我只是想在临死之前多交一个朋友而已.

how many brothers and sisters do you have? are your parents alive? speak up! i just want to make a new friend when i'm going to die.

12. 所以说做妖就像做人一样,要有仁慈的心,有了仁慈的心,就不再是妖,是人妖.

being a devil is the same as being a human. we should be kind. if we are kind, we are not a devil, we are a hybrid.

13. 爱一个人是痛苦的

love means pain.

14. 这样的话只是得到我的肉体,并不能得到我的灵魂

you can just get my body instead of my spirit.

15. 曾经有一段真挚的爱情摆在我的面前,我却没有珍惜,直到失去才追悔莫及.人世间最大的痛苦莫过于此.如果上天再给我一次机会的话,我一定会对那女孩说三个字:我爱你.如果非要在这段爱情前加个期限的话,我希望是一万年.

i have had my best love if god can give me another chance, i will say 3 words to her --- i love you. if you have to give a time limit to this love, i hope it is 10 thousand years.