1、Do you have a quarter? Because I promised I would call my mom as soon as I fell in love.
你有零钱吗?因为我答应我老妈当我恋爱时要立刻打电话给她。
2、It's awful hot in here, or it is you?
这里真的好热，或许那是因为你的关系?
3、If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
如果我能重新排列字母， 我要把 U (You) 跟 I 排在一起。
4、Do you have a map? Because I just keep losting in your eyes!
你有地图吗?因为我刚在你的眼神中迷失了!
5、If you are a tear in my eye, I wouldn't cry for fear of losing you.
如果你是我眼里的一滴眼泪，我不会 哭因为我害怕会失去你。
6、My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it.
我对你的爱就像是泻肚子一样，让我把持不住。
7、I am a thief, I am here to steal your heart.
我是小偷，我是来这儿偷你的心。
8、A. How are you?
B: Fine.
A: I didn't ask you how you looked, I asked you how are you.
A: 你好吗?
B: 好。
A: 我没有问你长的如何，我只是问你好不好。
9、I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
我把我的电话簿弄丢了，我能用你的吗?(双关语，其实是跟对方要电 话)