( A script of English drama )

角色介绍Character introduction

小红帽(little red)：会魔法

虎克船长(captain hook)：娘娘腔船员1(sailor 1)

船员2(sailor 2)

羊大哥(lamp 1)：三大男高音-卡内拉斯

羊小弟(lamp 2)：三大男高音-帕华洛帝

小猪(pig)：自以为是羊的猪ˋ三大男高音-多明哥

巨鹰(enormous eagle)

白雪公主(snow white)：三八

强盗1(robber 1)

强盗2(robber 2)

巫婆(witch)：可怜虫

灰姑娘(Cinderella)：爱漂亮ˋ脾气火爆ˋ妆很浓

仆人(servant)

魔镜(magic mirror)：拍马屁

王子(prince)：自恋

旁白(Voice-over)

第一幕 (Act 1)

场景place：灰姑娘的房间 Cinderella’s bedroom

出场人物character：灰姑娘 Cinderella、仆人servant、魔镜magic mirror

旁白：很久很久以前，在妈妈咪呀城里住著一位漂亮的公主，今天是她的生日。

Voice-over：Once upon a time, there was a pretty princess lived in city which called Mamamia, and today is her birthday.

(灰刚睡醒，仆人进房)

(Cinderella just wakes up. The servant walks into)

仆人：噢~公主您醒啦 今天是您的生日，我们将举办有史以来最豪华的宴会，您的朋友都会来帮你庆祝。

Servant：Oh~ my dear princess! Today is your birthday. We are going to hold the most luxurious party for you! Many of your friends will come here to celebrate you .

灰：那我今天可要好好打扮一下了。魔镜!! (手拍两下)

Cinderella：It seems that I have to make up myself today. Mirror!! (Clap twice)

魔镜：yoyoyo!(被八) 嘎啵~(转头回来) 妳今天很美~

Magic Mirror：YoYoYo~(box on the ear) Yabon~(twist his head back) You look so gorgeous today.

灰：快帮我找一件最适合我的礼服!! 对了，不知道朋友们到哪了，你知道他们在哪吗

Cinderella：Hurry! Find me a most staggering dress!! Yep, I don’t know if they were already on their way or not. Do you know where they are

魔镜：让你瞧瞧

Magic Mirror：Here, take a look.

第二幕 (Act 2)

场景place：船上(On the ship)

出场人物character：小红帽little red、虎克船长captain hook、船员1 sailor 1、

船员2 sailor 2

(小红帽在舞台来回拖地)、(虎克船长站在前面)、(船员1拿帆,船员2拿吹风机吹)

(little red mops around the stage)、(hook stand in front of stage)、(sailor 1 get sail、sailor 2 take blower blow it)

小红帽：嗯……我们….(被打断)

Little red：hum…we…(be interrupted)

船员1：我们现在要去哪

Sailor 1：Where are we going now?

虎：我们要去灰姑娘的生日派对。

Hook：We’re going to Cinderella’s birthday party.

小红帽：那…要带…(被打断)

Little red：opps!so…what should…(be interrupted)

船员 2：船长那我们要带什麼礼物阿

Sailor 2：What should we bring for her , captain?

虎：我自有打算

Hook：You’ll see.

船员1、2：船长英明

Sailor1、2：Holly captain!!

小红帽：(越想越觉得自己很卑微，於是把拖把的下面旋转开变成魔法棒)霹雳卡霹雳啦啦波波莉那贝贝鲁多(虎变成了拿拖把的小弟)

Little red：pilica pililala popolina babarudo(Hook became a servant who have malkin)

虎：(娘)那我们现在要去哪阿

Hook：Where are we going now?(sessy)

小红帽：去灰姑娘的生日派对阿!

Little red：We’re going to Cinderella’s birthday party.

(用魔法棒变到森林入口)(hex to the forest)

虎：(边看地图、拿手帕擦汗)还要多久才会到阿

Hook：I’m fainting. I’m too weak to….How long shall we arrive at the castle

小红帽：怎麼这麼远阿，看我的! (变出南瓜鳄鱼车)

Little red：Hei, being like a MAN !

All right, all right. ( sigh) forget it.

Look here. Snap !

(坐著车离场)

第三幕 (Act 3)

场景place：森林(forest)

出场人物character：羊大哥lamp 1、羊小弟lamp 2、小猪pig、巨鹰 Giant eagle

(三只小羊冲进来，自以为有明星般的光采，用三大男高音的音乐自我介绍)

羊大哥：我是卡内拉斯~咩

lamp 1：I’m Carreras～mae~

羊小弟：我是帕华洛帝~咩

lamp 2：I’m Pavarotti～mae~

小猪：咩咩~我是多明哥(猪叫声)

Pig：mae~mae~I’m Domingo

三人：我们是世界三大男高音。

Three people：We are the three tenors.mae~oink~

羊大哥：目标城堡，齐步走!咩~

lamp 1：To the castle ! Quick march!mae~

(走了四五步、羊大哥煞车、小弟小猪撞上去)

羊小弟：干麻停下来!咩~

lamp 2：What’s up ! Why stop mae~

羊大哥：我们好像迷路了

lamp 1：We Get Lost

(左看右看，巨鹰出现)(羊们向后跳)

羊大哥：(尖叫)救命!救命!(乱跑)

lamp 1：Help!Help!

(羊小弟、小猪一起跑)(巨鹰从反方向、小弟小猪又撞到哥、巨鹰抓哥)

巨鹰：嘿嘿嘿!抓到了!(瞄到猪)(放下大哥去抓猪)

Giant eagle：Hahaha!I Gotcha!

巨鹰：有猪，我比较喜欢吃猪

enormous eagle：There is a pig. I prefer to eat pig.

小猪：我是羊我是羊我是羊

Pig：I’m a sheep!A sheep!I’m a sheep!

巨鹰：你是猪你是猪你是猪

enormous eagle：You’re a pig! A Pig ! pig!

(两人对看慢慢转圈、跳、剪刀石头布)

小猪：我我我是一只羊羊羊YO我是一只羊

Pig：I I I am a sheep sheep sheep yo I am a sheep.

巨鹰：什麼 不不不不不不猪(指)

enormous eagle：What No No No No No No Pig(point)

(羊小弟走到他们中间)

羊小弟：停!巨鹰先生，想不想跟我们一起去派对?

lamp 2：Stop!Mr. eagle，Do you want to go to the party with us

巨鹰：派对!派对!我爱派对!

enormous eagle：party!party!I like party!

羊大哥：好吧~齐步走!

lamp 1：Ok~ Quick march!

(四人排队离场)

第四幕 (Act 4)

场景place：白雪公主的家

出场人物character：白雪公主snow white、强盗1robber 1、强盗2robber 2、巫婆witch

白：快!快!快把我最好看的衣服拿出来!

Snow white：Quick!Quick!Take out my most beautiful clothe.

巫：是、是、是 (拿出一堆衣服)

Witch：OK~ok~ok

(巫拿旗袍) 白：不要! 【巫先拿给观众看】

Snow white：NO

(巫拿原始人衣服) 白：不要!

Snow white：NONO

(巫拿雨衣) 白：不要!不要!不要! 我看，还是去拿我的珍藏宝物好了!

Snow white：NONONO!OH my God~ I think I should take out my favorite treasure .

(到布幕后换衣服、丢衣服、裤子、内裤……)

白：苹果拿了没?

Snow white：Have you brought the apple

巫：有毒的还没毒的?

Witch： Baneful or unbaneful

(poisonous or nonpoisonous )

白：嘿嘿~有毒的

Snow white：Hey ~ Baneful~

巫：OK~(走去拿苹果)哪个好呢 (开始点)

Witch：OK~Which is better…

白：我们出发吧!(两人上竹扫把)

Snow white：Let’s go!

(强盗1、2出现)

强盗：劫财劫色

Robber：Rob fortune rob beauty.

巫：没财没色

Witch：No fortune nor beauty.

强盗：我们要的就是你!(扑向白)(白摆架式)

Robber：What we want is you!

强盗1：好像很厉害喔(摆架式)

Robber 1：Whoa, it’s snappy!

(转两圈) 巫：我是裁判!3、2、1!开始!

Witch：Now,I’m the umpire ! Three !Two!One !GO!

(白雪胜、强盗爬走)

白：没有人是我的对手!

Snow white：No one can be the opponent of me.

(两人骑扫把离场)

第五幕 (Act 5)

场景place：皇宫大厅

出场人物character：小红帽little red、虎克船长hook captain、羊大哥lamp 1、羊小弟lamp 2、小猪pig、白雪公主snow white、巫婆witch、灰姑娘Cinderella、仆人servant、魔镜magic mirror、

王子prince、旁白Voice-over

(三队客串跳舞、其他人聊天吃东西)MUSIC下

旁白：经过了一番波折后，所有受邀的宾客都来到了皇宫，他们有的聊天、有的吃东西，此时灰姑娘走了出来。

Voice-over：All guests have landed the castle. Some of them are chatting, the others are eating. At that time, Cinderella is coming.

MUSIC停 灰姑娘：(边走边笑+拨头发)欢迎我亲爱的朋友们来参加我的生日派对，今天大家尽量吃尽量玩如有上吐下泻的情况，本公主一概不负责喔(笑)咦 !我的王子呢?怎麼还没来 (与仆人说话)

Cinderella：

Welcome, my dear friends!Thank you for coming to my birthday party. Feel free to enjoy yourself.

Feel home and help yourself ! But I have no responsibility if you got stomachache or diarrhea, ha ha ha

Oh, where is my darling prince

仆人：噢!我亲爱的公主!你的王子等等就到了。

Servant：Oh! My dear princess! Your prince will be here soon.

(羊群们跑来跑去)(白雪公主与巫婆走向前)

白：你看看!看看这!灰姑娘也不想想自己是灰的。(对观众说)我是白的

snow white：Look! Look at her. She’s grey.

Doesnt everyone knows that Cinderella is meant to be GREY; and Snow white, Me myself

is white. Clear Me, White. She, Grey.

( I don’t understand what’s the purpose you put emphasis on the color here Is it relevant to the plot?)

(巫婆走路走到跌倒、苹果打到灰姑娘)

灰：唉唷~是谁

Cinderella：AIo~Who

(虎克船长答应)who who who who …(舞台前走一回)(大家一起动作)

白：噢~(摇头)真是抱歉(奸笑)不过真是高兴、噢不不不那是要献给你的礼物阿!(笑著走掉)

snow white：Oh~I’m so sorry but so happy. Oh No~No~No~ that is your present.

(羊们在灰姑娘旁边绕圈圈)

灰：停!. Cinderella：Stop!

(羊排一列) 羊大哥：公主，我们是三大男高音，今天准备了一首歌要送给妳

lamp 1：Princess, we are the three tenors. Mae~ Today we want to give a song to you.

SING…………………….

灰：停!停!停!不要唱了!

Cinderella：Stop! Stop! Stop! Please don’t sing!

【命运交响曲】

羊们：(摇头后退)OK…OK..(点头)(哭著跑出去)

Lamp+ pig ：Ok…Ok…

(小红帽出场)

小红帽：我亲爱的公主，不要生气了，让我送给妳一个期待已久的礼物吧!

Little red：My dear princess. Don’t be angry. Let me give you long-waited present.

(魔法棒指向柱子)(灰转头看)(王子将柱子推倒后跳出、手拿镜子)

王子：天阿。我怎麼会那麼帅呢 (边走边说)

Prince：OH My God. It’s too handsome too believe!

小红帽：这下子满意了吧

little red：Are you satisfied now

Prince: Satisfied It’s FABULOUS ! Oh～ Ho! Mirror mirror on the wall, tell me that

I am the handsomest prince in the world ! ( to himself Yes. You Are! )

灰：太好了!太好了!(转向王子) 你真帅!

Cinderella：That’s great! You are so brilliant!

王子：我知道!我知道!大家都知道阿!

Prince：I know! I know! Everybody knows!

灰姑娘：我可以[跟你跳支舞吗

Cinderella：May I dance with you

(邀舞动作) →MUSIC下

→大家一起转出来 各自找各自的舞伴

→转一转不知不觉变成虎克船长跟王子在一起→舞继续→灰发现不对劲→灰把舞伴推开

→灰想介入虎克与王子→不断被推开→后面的人举出KISS的牌子(MUSIC快ending)

→音乐停、王子与虎克kiss、灰姑娘昏倒