搞笑英语话剧剧本:唐伯虎点秋香
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Act 1

地点:The backyard of Tang’s house

人物:唐伯虎,祝枝山,仆人甲,仆人水

道具:文房四宝,鸡翅,2穿翅杈, 3桌子,1凳子,背景音乐

旁白:唐伯虎,于明宪宗成化六年庚寅年寅月寅日寅时出世,故名唐寅,又因属虎,故又名唐伯虎。唐寅聪明绝顶,诗画双杰,位居江南四大才子之首,为当时男女老少所崇拜的偶像。

(唐伯虎手执毛笔,用酱油刷鸡翅膀)

仆人甲: Master, isn't one dish of soy enough?

唐伯虎: Slowly, please.

仆人甲: Many people come for your paintings, why don't you bother?

唐: I have no mood to draw. Give them two more baskets of rubbish, that's it.

仆人甲:Yes.

(出门时在门中碰见祝枝山)

Mr. Zhu.

祝枝山:Ah, Brother Tong.

唐伯虎:Hey, Brother Zhu.

祝:Help, Brother Tong.

唐:l think you must have lost all you money again.

祝:You understand me so well.

唐:Among the 'Four Scholars', everyone knows you love gambling.

Having no money, to live comfortably', it is your motto, right?

祝:You are flattering me! You're born to be a free-liver. In fact, you are much more luckier than me.

唐: But... you lose so much money per every two days, and you come to seek help from me after losing money, l don't think l can help you forever.

祝: Sure! Because of that, l tried to risk for the last time.

But l lost the money which l could earn till my death.

That's 300,000 taels.

So, l have to beg you to draw 30 paintings...in order to save my life.

唐: l see, I see.

Shui, go out first.

仆人水: Yes, master.

唐: Damn you, don't you think l owe you that? You need 30 paintings?

No way!

祝: Please! lt's my fault,l am now begging you to forgive me.

Also, l always help you to sell your paintings which make you get rich!

Some loan-sharks are waiting for me outside,

They want me to get 30 paintings of yours within one hour.

Otherwise, they'll kill me!

Will you help me or not?

唐: One hour? Well, since you are my brother,

l will write your lament for your funeral.

Say, 'A bastard' or 'A scumbag', which one do you like?

Choose between these two.

祝: Pak Fu, don't be that mean to me.

l swear if l gamble again, let me marry with the worst woman, ls it OK?

唐: You made such worst oath!

OK, l will save you for the last time.

Man, give me the stationery.

祝: You are such a heroic friend, so righteous!

(唐伯虎作画)

祝: Wow! It is pretty good!

Act 2

地点:A river side, on the street

人物:江南四大才子,如花,一女子,围观者,四香,石榴,华夫人,丑婢女

道具:4扇子,丝巾,伞,小刀,2凳子,背景音乐

旁白:第二幕,江南四大才子结伴出游,众女子兴奋观看。

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